Sunday, September 18, 2011

In My Heart I Know I'm Funny

A few of my Emmy tweets:

My Emmy speech:"Um,okay...Well, my dream job was to be a professional groupie,but this is nice,too.I'll tweet my thank yous to evry1 later."

The winner for comedy should be I should have bought the pay-per-view. I watch that, "Project Runway," and "House."

The nominees for "Are you F'in kidding me???" are "Did you see Charlie Sheen?/Damn, that song sucked!/MICHAEL F'N BOLTON??/Daily Show Again?

My alternate speech is: "Ashton Kutcher helped me up the stairs! Ashton Kutcher helped me up the stairs!"
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  1. @Sara11AprilSeptember 20, 2011 at 10:17 PM

    "And I'd like to thank my dear friend Cakes for her unselfish support all of these years. I couldn't have done it without her. She is the reason I am so funny." Let me know if you need any help writing your speech because I gots lots of good ideas.

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  2. DawnSeptember 25, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    Actually, I think it'd be more along the lines of, "And to Cakes because I learned from her that I'm not the only one crazy enough to fly across the world for one improv show."

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  3. @Sara11AprilOctober 11, 2011 at 12:03 PM

    That wasn't me, remember, that was Queenie...at least, she had plans to do that anyway. ;)

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